Been a while since I posted anything, just like always. Biggest thing that happened in this time? Snippy snippy!
But to go into that I have to start from the beginning..
It all started from one of my mistakes. Jason, our eldest, was sleeping after a van ride. Being the good Dad I am, I picked him up and took him to his room to lie down. Since we were just coming back from a trip, he still had his sandals on. On the way past the door, I slipped off his sandals. I sort of figured one had fallen outside the door in the garage when I only saw one sandal that needed to be put away when I went past the garage door 5 minutes later, but I didn't really consciously think about it much.
I was carrying a large package of recyclables to the garage about 1 hour later. I didn't even think about the sandal. It had fallen in such a way that it was leaning on its side. My left foot stepped on half the sandal and my ankle twisted. I didn't lose consciousness, feel anything pop or break, I didn't even fall over, but I was certainly in a lot of pain. I scampered around the garage for a minute or two when the pain subsided.. or so I thought.
I went to work the next day with a small limp. When I had woken up to go to work, it did feel a little stiff but it was not unbearable. I went through my 24 hour shift pretty easy till about 1am when I had a series of 3 calls back to back of heavy patients (all overdoses). On these calls, I could feel that there was a lot of shooting pain up my leg from the ankle. The last patient was particularly hard being on the 3rd floor and the man weighing almost 375 pounds. Thankfully, I have some firemen to help out with the moving but I still had to help out a lot.
The next day when I got off of work I was sporting a very noticeable limp. I looked up when the local clinic was open and went in as soon as it was. X-rays showed no broken bones or serious injuries.. just a sprain. I'm off of work till Monday. Not a big deal.. I get a free week off.
So, I think, "Hey! I'm off work already. Why not call my doctor and see if I can get in for that Vasectomy I'd wanted to do but didn't want to take time off work for? It seemed pretty smart, since I had to take time off anyway. I mean, they say you get it done on Friday afternoon, spend a weekend pampered by the wife, and be back to work on Monday right? Looking at all the info online and reading the little fliers that go with the surgery say it's not a big deal, and certainly doesn't carry as much risk as a tubal ligation; hardly and side effects, rarely any complications. *sigh*
Wednesday I go in and get snipped. The surgery itself wasn't too bad; took the doctor a little longer than usual he said, but still was a success. I called Wendy to come pick me up at the hospital, where she signed my consent form and I was on my way. Then, the trouble started.
I got to the front door and waited for Wendy to bring the van. I was watching one of our kids while she took the other two to the van to get belted in. My son asked me something and it was just then I felt like I had wet myself because my shorts felt cold. Odd feeling. I look down to see my shorts covered in blood. When Wendy came up front I told her I was going back in to the clinic. They sent me straight to the ER (same building). They did the usual tests, thought it was probably pooled blood from the operation, and sent me on my way.
So, then it was Thursday. As was expected, I was feeling a little sore. It kind of feels like someone kicked you in your testicles with the usual nauseated feeling. I was on some pain medications which cut off the worst of the pain, but it was manageable. I’ve certainly felt worse from being kicked there in the past.
Friday came about. The pain increased slightly but was still manageable. I was talking about how I didn’t think it would be possible to go back to work the next day with Jimmy and the boys still swollen like they were.
Saturday was next. Just about the same as Friday I was swollen, itchy, and painful. There was NO WAY I could go back to work like this. Then around 8pm or so, I spiked a low grade fever. I didn’t feel all too bad other than hot, and by the time we thought about taking me in to be checked out, the fever was gone so we forgot about it till the next day.
Then came Sunday. Sunday was an awful day. I felt tired, was swollen to the point of being hard like a softball, and I didn’t want to get out of bed. Still, there was thing to do around the house, kids to supervise, and errands to run so I had to go. I took a long nap in the afternoon. Then came the fever.
I spiked a fever of 101.2, but we couldn’t leave the house since we still had a kid that Wendy was babysitting. Thankfully and out of the blue her mother called us and said her grandmother was going to pick her up at 8. I called our babysitter to watch our kids and Wendy and I went to the ER again.
This time they took an ultrasound after the physical inspection (ouch!). Results came back that I had epididymitis. Epididymitis is an enlargement of the epididymis which is the collection tube that goes from the testes to the vans deferens. (The vans then goes through the prostate, connects with the urethra that expels both semen and urine. A vasectomy cuts the vans deferens to stop the sperm from entering the urethra and being expelled.) I also had inflamed scrotum. It hurt.
Finally they decided to stop fooling around and that I wasn’t just trying to seek drugs or sympathy and started an IV. They gave me Toradol, IV antibiotics, and a liter of fluid since I was dehydrated. The ER doc also prescribed me antibiotics at home, naproxen for inflammation, and more pain meds. He also wanted me to take off till the end of the week, my next day working being Sunday, and to make an appointment with my regular doctor.
The next few days were just as before: pain, inflamed, and just feeling drowsy. Being that tired that long makes anyone irritable, so I do owe a lot of apologies to my wife and family since I haven’t been operating at full power for over a week now. I’ve just felt so down that I’ve started to feel depressed enough to just start eating junk food, which is unusual for me.
That leads to today. I have my appointment with my doc, who wants me off FOR ANOTHER WEEK! That would mean my next work day wouldn’t be till NEXT Saturday! Not sure if I have enough sick time built up for all that, but we’ll have to see. Luckily I haven’t used any sick time for the last two years so I should have enough.
It still doesn’t help me that I’m at home, though. I am a working kind of person. I like to work and to be busy. I work well under a time constraint. These free days are nice and all, but I am going INSANE with all this “free time.” I feel like I just need to get out and DO something for a while, but I can’t. I am stuck here doing nothing because I want to get better.
That all being said, I do have some other things I need to put down not vasectomy related but that will have to wait till another day. I am planning on posting within the next few days about a business venture that I’m hoping takes off. Time will tell, of course, but as I like to remind people, “Old age is a tough price for experience.”